My wood is too hard

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
06/26/2015 at 21:21 • Filed to: why am i so tiny

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I’m sitting in the back yard, enjoying a pipe, when I realize tonight would be a good night to relax in front of a fire.

Realizing there’s a fire pit right in front of me and a pile of wood to my back, I grab my hatchet and a couple of logs and start going to town. Unfortunately, due to A) a poor hatchet, B) some tough-ass wood, C) my scrawny weak ass, or D) a combination of the above, I cannot split a single one. Fuck my life. And fuck these limp noodles I call arms.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Nibbles
06/26/2015 at 21:32

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Add gasoline!


Kinja'd!!! Chase > Nibbles
06/26/2015 at 21:37

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If its been over 4 hours, you should probably call a doctor

Seriously, the hatchet would be the biggest problem here


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Nibbles
06/26/2015 at 21:37

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These are awesome, and reasonably priced. The one pictured is probably $25-30, I’ve got the next size up and paid $40, the bigger ones get up to $60 or so. I don’t know what materials they use, but holy shit, you’re still able to shave with it after a good amount of use. Granted, the ax versions aren’t made to split, but they still easily will if the wood’s not too bad. I’m also able to cut a log up much quicker with my ax than with a hand saw.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > BigBlock440
06/26/2015 at 21:41

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ooh dat's nice


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Nibbles
06/27/2015 at 02:07

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Somewhat seriously known as the ax of death, don’t slip while using it or you could wind up missing part of your leg. They’re freakin sharp.

Supposed to be unbreakable handles too, but I haven’t really put it to the test yet.